Found on Facebook 20100324

 @xxxxxx  ”Dear Lord, This past year you’ve taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. My favorite actress, Farah Fawcett. My favorite singer,Michael Jackson. My favorite salesman, Billy Mays. I just wanted to let you know that …Obama is my favorite president. Amen.”

Obs, jag delar alls inte den underliggande uppfattning om att det vore önskvärt med en Obama mindre men trots det är detta lite skoj.

What you sell?

Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with no stock and only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, ’I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Japanese accent asked ’What you sell?’

One of the men replied sarcastically, ’we’re selling ass-holes.’

Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, ’You doing velly well, only two left!’

Fått från min gamla arbetskompis och den är rolig, tack Juli.